*opens up Facebook and scrolls down*
'KANYE WEST ASKS WHEELCHAIR BOUND FAN TO STAND UP'
"Oh my. This isn’t good. Another reason to hate him. I don’t need to read the article to know that he’s a terrible person."
"SARAH! I have an idea, honey. One that will send a message to everyone about the ignorance of Kanye West. Where’s my credit card?"
*3 days later*
"Jimmy, I got a surprise for you. Here. Open the envelope."
"DAD! Don’t tell me. Is it the new Playstation game I’ve always wanted?"
"Nope. Even better."
*opens envelope and face falls*
"Dad. What is this?"
"Son, I read a headline about how Kanye West hates disabled people."
"Dad, I don’t think he actually said that."
"I read the headline and that’s all that matters."
"I thought im not allowed to say bad words, dad?"
"Jimmy, you are going to wear this shirt and we are going to take you to the state Capitol building and make a statement! I paid good money for this shirt to be custom made for you. SARAH. GRAB THE CAMERA."
*2 hours later*
"Jimmy, we’re here. Now stay there and let me take a photo of you."
"Dad, why are we doing this?"
"GOD DAMMIT JIMMY. DONT YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH KARMA ON REDDIT I CAN GET FROM THIS? NOW SHUT UP AND SMILE SO WE CAN STICK IT TO THAT PIECE OF SHIT KANYE WEST."
"Good, now let’s go back home and throw out that shirt. Our work here is done."
oh my f
"Let her speak when we get to the black topics."
Why does this not have a Billion notes!!!!!!
Miss J kind of looks like Tyler, the Creator in drag.
WHO DID THIS?!
Disco Helmet by Natalie Walsh - let’s face it, it’s smart AND groovy too